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Welcome to Orpheus's Like A Sir Academy!

You've come to the right place if you want to feel like a sir!
You get to wear custom monocles, top hats, and drink fancifully
disgusting teas for only 150 golden drachamas! By the end of
your first semester, you will know how to talk and eat like a sir!
After your second semester* you will dress and look like a sir!
And after your 3rd and 4th semesters, you will sleep like a sir!


*100 golden drachamas for each extra semester.

Do you like monocles? What about top hats?

Well then, come on down to Mr. Likeasir's Haberdashery to see the
finest selection in existance of top hats, monocles, suits, ties, and
everything a sir could even imagine! Mr. Likeasir would be glad to
completely outfit you in sir clothes!
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Finest selection ever in existance!

For Example*:

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Before

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Halfway

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Final

*This is what you would look like as a pikachu sir!